The thing that Baldur’s Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.
Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase ‘pish posh’ unironically.
Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you’re fighting even though that was her idea.
Karlach. Badass. But we’ve all seen her idle dance moves.
Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.
Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.
Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.
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Hades: if I was a gardener, I’d put our tulips together
Persephone: I love you
Hera: well?
Zeus: if I was a gardener, you’d be my hoe
Hera:
Hades: i do not have a crush on Persephone!
Hades: she’s just someone i stare at and think about all the time and when she’s not there it ruins my day
Persephone: *is slightly troubled by anything*
Hades: *wakes up in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, breathing heavy*
Hades: Something’s wrong.
Hermes: why are you looking through a fork?
Athena: I’m pretending you’re in jail
Hermes: why?
Athena: it’s spiritually healing
incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes:
Hades to Persephone: would you like to stay for dinner?
Cerberus from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER??
Hades: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Persephone.
Thanatos: What? Not everyone likes Persephone.
Hades: Who doesn’t?
Thanatos: Well-
Hades: Names, now. Give me their names.
Persephone: I don’t like my last name
Hades: what?
Persephone: because it’s not your last name ;)
Hades:
Hades: Persephone, we don’t have last names.